Introduction: Have you ever watered a rock?

Let's face it, sometimes we buy fake plants because we just can't keep real ones alive. While they may not require watering, they can still add a touch of green to any space. But what do you do when you want to water your non-living plants? Here are some hilariously useless tips on how to water non-living plants.

Step 1: Give Your Plants a Bath

Yes, you read that right. Take your non-living plants and give them a nice soak in the bathtub. Pretend they're real plants and wash them with soap and water. Just make sure you let them dry completely before putting them back in their spot.

Step 2: Use a Spray Bottle

Fill up a spray bottle with water and spritz your non-living plants every few days. Not only will they get the illusion of being watered, but they'll also appreciate the refreshing mist on a hot day. Who knows, maybe they'll grow a little bit taller with this extra TLC.

Step 3: Decorate with Watering Cans

Let's be honest, watering cans are cute as a decoration, but they don't always get the job done. Instead of filling them up with real water, use them as decoration for your non-living plants. Place a few by the plants and fool everyone into thinking you're a plant parent with some serious gardening skills.

Step 4: Hire a Professional Waterer

Don't have time to water your non-living plants yourself? Hire a professional waterer! Yes, we're being serious. There are people out there who will come to your home and water your fake plants for you. It's the ultimate lazy (yet hilarious) solution.

Conclusion: Laughing is the Best Medicine (Even for Plants)

While these tips may not actually water your non-living plants, they sure are funny. Sometimes we just need to lighten up and have a good laugh. Remember, your non-living plants won't judge you for your lack of green thumb. Just enjoy their beauty, and maybe one day you'll feel brave enough to take care of real plants.